Tomorrow News: The Decorative Socket

Welcome to the Tomorrow News, where you somehow think everything good comes true.

It has come to our attention lately that there have been decorative sockets around the school. Can you find them?

WHAT ARE DECORATIVE SOCKETS?

Decorative sockets are fake sockets pretending to be sockets that should not be sockets because they don’t function like sockets and instead are just fake sockets. These sockets might lead to potential misunderstandings of sockets, and the harming of the reputation of sockets on their own.

(Below is a picture of a decorative socket in classroom 8A)

Oops, sorry, this one is a real one.

(Below is a picture of a decorative socket in the cafeteria.)

WHAT DO DECORATIVE SOCKETS DO?

No, they don’t do anything, just like when boys get an immediate crush on the first day of school and couldn’t speak because whoever the crush is might be too stunning but in fact the crush just got a haircut and you realise you are asexual and should not be discriminated against because that is just weird: why would people want to bully people that are asexual? They literally just aren’t (or are barely) sexually attracted to others like???

Yeahhh I think I made my point as clear as possible. Hashtag slay.

WHY DO DECORATIVE SOCKETS EXIST?

That is a great question that we would be able to answer if it weren’t for the lack of people in our broadcasting group. I don’t care if you didn’t ask but my personal theory is very simple. Evolution. These sockets were once non-decorative, but for some beneficial reasons these sockets turn into couch potatoes just like three in four people in the United States of A so you probably might fall in that category (Anderer 2022). Anyhow, we should make reference to a Greek Philosopher, Homer in this case, because that makes this article look more credible.

(Look at Homer, man. He’s so sweet and hot and intelligent and I think I have a crush on him)

(Credits: Picture from Wikipedia)

CONCLUSION:

Sorry I didn’t know I had to do a conclusion before Mr. Wurst told me to. I had no idea but that word means sausage in German.

Decorative sockets are just very intriguing and might even spark a flare to a new type of pseudoscience. The school should investigate the causes and effects of decorative sockets using scientific reasoning and stuff. Also, I really should download Thesaurus on my desktop. This is the Tomorrow News, I’m reporter Odio la Escuela, we will see you next time.

Tomorrow News, Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland.

Odio la Escuela Reporting.

Citation List

Anderer, John. “Couch Potato Nation: 3 in 4 U.S. Teens Don’t Get Enough Exercise.” Study Finds,

24 June 2022, studyfinds.org/teens-arent-exercising-enough/#:~:text=Couch%20potato%

20nation%3A%203 %20in,don’t%20get%20enough%20exercise. ‌

News, Tomorrow. “I don’t think I have to cite Wikipedia?” KCISLK School Times, 7 March 2023,

iamexhaustedandlifeisexhaustingandeverything.com.