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Nov 6, 20231 min read
嘗試校刊 不是笑刊【很有文學造詣的】【假新聞】
在現今的社會，多數的高中都是可以訂外送的，但有些學校就嚴令禁止，例如林口康橋。但林口康橋的校規仍然擋不住學生渴望外食的野心，俗話說的好，道高一尺，魔高一丈，那林口康橋的學生修魔到（不是魔道）可能已經可以去霍格華茲報到了。...
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School Times
Nov 6, 20231 min read
學校和老太婆雞達成協議，將在每餐獻出老太婆雞肉以擺脫貴族學校稱號【假新聞】
大家有沒有覺得吃午餐和晚餐的時候菜色重複可是又不知道那裏一樣呢？有沒有覺得永遠就是沒辦法徹底吃乾淨所有的菜呢？沒錯，林口康橋的午餐總是會出現乾乾的雞肉。 雖然做法不同，有時候涼拌，有時候和馬鈴薯，有時候塞到“韓式潛艇”裏面，還有時候泡在康橋秘製神奇醬汁裏，但是學生們都能一口...
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School Times
Nov 6, 20231 min read
某八年級學生發現當午餐被酒精不小心噴到之後並不會變好吃【假新聞】
學校午餐餐廳裝設了許多噴酒精的那個機器，只要在機器下停留0.362秒就可以觸動酒精的部分進行一個噴發的動作。因為此設計，許多學生的袖子都可以因此在不知不覺之間被消毒，有助於降低疫情在學校的擴散。然而某八年級學生表示，當午餐被酒精不小心噴到之後，味道並沒有因此變好。該學生認為...
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Nov 6, 20231 min read
校方要求增加隨機斷網次數以減少學生網路成癮狀況【假新聞】
自上學期開始，學校就發現許多學生有網路成癮的狀況，其中包括屁孩聚集區之Roblox、智商降低器之抖音、以及蝦妹培養皿之ig。身為每學期都要收六位數學費的高級學校，當然要改善這種糟糕的環境，為了不讓學生繼續出現這種可怕的現象，校方全體高層可說是沒日沒夜耗盡精力的尋找方法啊。...
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School Times
Nov 6, 20232 min read
領先全球的科技！最新型的發明只在康橋「無障礙樓梯」！【假新聞】
樓梯，一個距今已經3000年的發明，從古到今已經有許許多多不同形式的樓梯出現（ex.鋼琴樓梯、有電動椅的樓梯、旋轉樓梯）直到最近2023年出現了一種最新型的樓梯「無障礙樓梯」。這種形態的樓梯最神奇的就是，他跟一般的樓梯長一模一樣喔～ (我們神奇的無障礙樓梯)...
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School Times
Oct 2, 20231 min read
International Word of the Week #6
Impressive words that are just #bizarre but you should know. This programme is made because we are in an international school. Today's...
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School Times
Sep 25, 20232 min read
獨家驚爆!PE老師其實日夜不停在研究高深科學研究論文!其中包括如何上火星!
工作千百種，每種都有專屬於其的辛苦之處，拿康橋老師為例，平常除了應付恐龍家長和嬌生慣養的學生以外，還得隨著菁英活動上山下海(小道消息指出學校在這方面沒有加薪)。但是，卻有這麼一群老師，看似悠閒自在；講著自己的母語，想打球的時候打球，不想動的時候吹冷氣，平常上課空閒時間都在做...
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School Times
Sep 25, 20231 min read
Random Yet Useful Word of the Month: September 2023
While you might think we just teach the most random words ever on our series international word of the week (my stance, however, is that...
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School Times
Sep 25, 20231 min read
狂賀! 康橋校歌只有一句歌詞創下史上最短校歌紀錄!【廢克辛蚊】
身為林口康橋的校刊小組，本校的校歌一直都是我們引以為傲的特色之一。 康橋的校歌簡單好記，然而，校歌就跟許多原住民歌謠一樣，只能傳唱，並沒有人記譜。為了實際調查康橋的校歌，我們在集會時間進行了無數次的觀察，並且把歌詞和音高都做了準確的計算，特地整理出了康橋國際學校校歌校刊官方...
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Sep 25, 20231 min read
International Word of the Week #5
Impressive words that are just #bizarre but you should know. This programme is made because we are in an international school. Today's...
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School Times
Sep 25, 20231 min read
Traveller's Notebook #1
Wanderlust is something that seems to influence everyone one way or another. While we are all stuck in school together, why not reward...
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Sep 25, 20232 min read
Opinions: the 80 Minutes Block
Note: All interviews and quotes in this articles did, in fact, take place. The names, however, are changed for privacy reasons. There is...
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School Times
Apr 27, 20231 min read
International Word of the Week #4
Impressive words that are just #bizarre but you should know. This programme is made because we are in an international school. Today's...
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Apr 20, 20231 min read
International Word of the Week #3
Impressive words that are just #bizarre but you should know. This programme is made because we are in an international school. Today's...
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School Times
Apr 20, 20231 min read
New Announcements: Riverstone
Mid-March, Kang Chiao International School Linkou Campus is honoured to have representatives from the Riverstone International School...
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School Times
Apr 14, 20235 min read
Students Resource Center
This article provides a complete list of useful and helpful links for students to access. Note: This article is in collaboration with...
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School Times
Apr 11, 20233 min read
生物危機-椅子上的貼紙面臨絕種威脅
學名：Paracitus stickerius 俗稱：林口寄生性體育館塑膠椅藍貼紙，你到底黏在哪裡啊？ 棲息地：凳子，椅子 作息：只能寄生在某種物體上，大部分是紅色凳子 天敵：集會時間的學生 食物：空氣中的灰塵。他們利用後面黏黏的嘴吧來進食，通常會翹起來...
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School Times
Apr 10, 20231 min read
International Word of the Week #2
Impressive words that are just #bizarre but you should know. This programme is made because we are in an international school. Today's...
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School Times
Apr 9, 20232 min read
Tomorrow News: The Decorative Socket
Welcome to the Tomorrow News, where you somehow think everything good comes true. It has come to our attention lately that there have...
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School Times
Apr 5, 20233 min read
餐廳的筷子為什麼每次都拿到相反方向?專家解釋了!—【正經七百的研究】
筷子，是人類最偉大的發明之一。 他有許多功能，不但可以夾菜還可以插水煮蛋，如果你買珍奶，你可以隨身帶一根筷子，這樣就不會有你戳到整根軟掉都還是戳不破那個膜的問題了。 就算是一次性使用的免洗筷，也還是有很多功能。像是，做成竹筷槍，插海龜的鼻孔，在夾菜的時候還有附帶刺到手的功能...
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